Okay so whenever I decide to blog, I always forget what I am going to blog about so here we go. I am blogging about 3 things.
1.Why today was a big day for me.
2.My "accident"
3. Ghetto Block Party Holler.
(WARNING THIS COULD BE A LONG POST DUE TO NOT BEING ABLE TO SLEEP)=]
1.)Today was a BIG day for me, for many reasons actually.
Call me dramatic all your little pumping heart desires, but it was!
Sooo.. today I went to Seven Peaks. (That is a water park, incase you don't know)haha. Well.. I love water parks. Basically I only love the lazy river, and wave pool. I am obsessed with the wave pool. I love knowing that their are waves (similar to the ocean?) But their are no gross fish or SHARKS.
OKAY, I'M PETRIFIED OF SHARKS.P-E-T-R-I-F-I-E-D.
So that makes me enjoy wave pools so much. When I lived in Missouri, I would go to White Water (another water park, in Missouri, incase your a Utah person and don't know!) all the time. I went almost once a week from age 2-13. You get the point, I really liked it. Well.. being an insecure "bigger" 13 year old, I couldn't imagine going to a public pool wearing a swim suit.. yet alone a huge water park with tons of people,I guess I don't really have an "incident" of the annual, getting made fun of experience when I was that age, and thats why I decided to go...but just the "imagination of it". Well from the age of 13-17. I gained tons tons and tons, of weight. Literately. Well... today was the 1st time since I lost all my weight that I really went to a pool, and other people saw me other then friends.:):):) Okay I was dying of excitement.
I mean don't get me wrong. I have about 15 more pounds to loose. But I am not ashamed of being in a swim suit. Yeah I don't have that ideal body. I don't have abs made out of steal.. I don't have complete thin thighs.. but I am so proud of what I do have. I have a body that has worked it's butt off to get there. Again Literately haha.
52 POUNDS LATER, I am to this point and I have never been prouder. Okay so you kinda get the point... I was able to wear a swim suit!!!!! And go into my wave pool! Yeah yeah.
I simply loved it.
2.) If something is going to go wrong, it will always go wrong on my watch. So I decided to go on the water slide. I am always super cautious before I do things like this. So I had to watch some people go down the slide before me... So I see tons of little kids just having their time of their life going down that slide, so I figure if 2 year olds can do this, I can too right??
My mom and I carry a 2 man tube up I swear 3493943 stairs...As we are doing this we are complaining non stop mind you. There is no way this raft can make it up there. Okay the little rails were so little. WE had to walk up on our tip toes, and hold the raft as high as we could so we could make it. The whole time we are walking up the stupid stupid steps, we are wondering why the workers wouldn't make a stairway where the TUBES WOULD ACTUAL FIT?!!( I was really annoyed, if you couldn't tell.) So we finally get up there, and there are 2 workers we asked which slide is the slowest.. Scared to death.. They tell us the one, hold the tube while we get on, then push us down the slide... The usual right?
NO. NO. NO FREAKING NO.
Soo here is what I remember..
We make the first turn... good.
We make the second turn...good.
We make the third turn...(at this point, I remember telling my mom this was going super fast, and I couldn't imagine the other faster slides.)...good, but scary.
We make the fourth turn...awful.
Okay now let me explain real fast, the slide we are on isn't closed like a tunnel. Its open on the top and there is 4 feet walls on both slides, but there is another slide (the faster one) right next to it... I hope your picturing it. (:
Okay, so we are going so freaking fast when we turn the 3rd turn, the momentum of us made us go even faster. We were going so fast I had no idea how we could do the 4th turn.. So when we make the 4 turn, the tube flies up the side of the wall on the slide. I am now in shock and everything seems to be taking forever, in my head. Well I shoot out of my tube, in the AIR over the wall... I remember looking down and seing the grass under me. Well I flew to the other side... I hit my head so so hard on the other slides' wall, and then a person went right over me..(Since I was on their slide and all) then my leg flew over me and hit the side of slide. Really hard, do to flying plus the gravity haha. The last think I remember was closing my eyes and hearing all theese guys yelling for help...
I hope you somewhat get what occurred, if not just realize it was not too pretty.
Well... while I'm going the remaining 5 feet of the slide, all I remember is holding the left side of my face crying, and hearing my mom keep asking if I was okay. So I somewhat swim/drown/doggypadle/and get escorted to the stairs. At this point I remember looking and seeing tons of people. ( they saw me fly from one slide over the wall to the next) I was also wondering what went on, plus I was super embarrassed. So I stand up and immediately fall over. Again so embarrassing. I have never felt so much pain in my ankle before. I then ball my eyes out, and I hear someone say "(Insert choice words here), look at her ankle" IT was BRUISED SO BAD AND SWOLLEN =GROSS. Okay this story is taking to long... Anyway I hurt my ankle so bad, I bruised all the bones in my foot, and tore a ligament in my ankle/foot. Not to mention the huge bruise on my leg. So I face planted the slide, so my left side of my face is so swollen and bruised also, and I have a baseball bruise/swollen lump behind my ear. Ohh and I sprained something in my neck. I was a hott mess. Hahah.
Everyone was so worries about my head.
But honestly I was so worried, about the group of people watching me. I swear they were al up to something. Everyone was pointing and talking, but not in a mean way. Well then this guy brings me this paper, with all these notes, and names/numbers. Most said "call/text me if you are okay" and stuff. There was about 20 numbers on this paper. Well as the doctors came to make sure I was fine...(also super embarrassing).. more people would sign this paper... Well. I guess this is how the story went.
HERE IS THE REASON WHY ALL THIS HAPPENED, INCASE I HAVE SCARED YOU TO RIDE WATER SLIDES EVER AGAIN.
The workers were not paying attention, the slide they put us on you were supposed to have no rafts.Just go down on your butt.. that is why I flew.
I feel like I wrote so much.. And I can only sit up for so long, my neck is aching here..
So Topic 3 will be for tomorrow.
So as you can see I had quite the day. I now have a cast/wrap thing on my foot and ankle. I got 27 guys/possibly creeps numbers. I flew....and crashed. And I have an intense story to tell..I just wish I looked like a hott mess, with a cast on wobbling around, moaning in pain like an old man.
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